I've been Tagged!!

I've only been on blogger for about 12 hours and I have already been viciously attacked by some "tag" thingy and by none other than my lovely wife aka the108. Typically I hate this chain letter type of bullshit, however, I feel this particular line of questioning is pretty cool and way more interesting than the type of garbage that floats around Myspace. It is not at all surprising to find a bulletin entitled something like "I Fucked a Goat" or "You will have your scrotum stapled to your inner thigh if you do not...." This type of shit is on Myspace daily and frankly these type of chain letters can go fuck themselves. Ok enough of the ranting, on with my answers....

LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1. "I just can't wait to get my turn in the brilliant war in Iraq!!"
2. "You know, the Army really did a good job of organizing this mission."
3. "Hey, can you stick this red hot poker up my ass?"
4. "President Bush really has remarkable command of the English language."

LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
"Trouble" - Coldplay
"The Luckiest" - Ben Folds
"Fitter, Happier..." - Radiohead
"Let Down" - Radiohead
"Supply and Demand" - Amos Lee

IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1. Sleeping in with the108
2. Writing the greatest song of all time.
3. Watching Wal-mart's stock plummet into worthlessness and subsequently watching the reports of fat white businessmen pricks throwing themselves from their corner office windows in their enormous phallic fucking skyscrapers.
4. The Iraq war ends because all the soldiers spontaneously and simultaneously decide to stop following orders in Iraq and go home.

MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1. Irritable Bowel Syndrome
2. Don't Flush That
3. Nerds with guitars
4. Loose Douche
5. Rinse and Repeat

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1. "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)" - Toby Keith
(note: Please shove your boot up your own ass you dipshit)
2. "God Bless the USA" - Lee Greenwood
(note: Upon hearing this song I now involuntarily vomit)
3. "Jesus Loves Me" - you know the one they use to brain wash little children
by repeating the damn song until you feel like you are in a Children of the
Corn movie.


Okay thats that.

Oh yea..... Fuck.